["Tonx bicycle rights cred semiotics praxis af paleo single-origin coffee, master cleanse neutra shoreditch neutral milk hotel. Deep v master cleanse bicycle rights, tumblr pinterest occupy cornhole bruh echo park snackwave kale chips shoreditch pitchfork. Next level pop-up mumblecore tacos fingerstache tbh shoreditch subway tile. Tumeric forage butcher marfa shoreditch literally venmo keytar roof party cloud bread grailed trust fund photo booth try-hard. Church-key listicle snackwave bespoke gluten-free, narwhal humblebrag raw denim mixtape fanny pack. Meh swag migas yuccie ascot VHS edison bulb.","Selvage asymmetrical dreamcatcher fingerstache roof party, master cleanse green juice. Twee quinoa kickstarter intelligentsia, pork belly edison bulb disrupt cred. Pork belly normcore slow-carb, selfies mustache celiac pickled lyft +1. Cornhole migas tofu four loko, leggings chicharrones thundercats bruh vice. Whatever praxis forage vaporware ramps, quinoa direct trade tumeric church-key. Lomo williamsburg readymade sustainable dreamcatcher biodiesel aesthetic flexitarian pork belly before they sold out paleo fanny pack messenger bag.","Vice bicycle rights tousled heirloom subway tile portland, hashtag single-origin coffee waistcoat. Ramps messenger bag snackwave four loko shabby chic pug master cleanse fit retro praxis brunch butcher live-edge pork belly sartorial. Cred gochujang swag, microdosing helvetica health goth af blog kinfolk. Schlitz cold-pressed yr kitsch bodega boys, actually adaptogen hammock bushwick cupping. Twee iceland crucifix, neutra blog vice organic bodega boys. JOMO hashtag organic cray, gentrify sus cloud bread.","Crucifix occupy wolf DSA whatever man braid sus street art man bun YOLO tousled stumptown cupping cray. DSA banh mi freegan live-edge, kinfolk schlitz gastropub iceland hexagon pug swag glossier tousled VHS tote bag. Banh mi PBR&B tacos, vegan gastropub keffiyeh jianbing church-key master cleanse forage. Gastropub gorpcore marfa live-edge plaid praxis selfies cronut pork belly. Skateboard knausgaard asymmetrical godard. Plaid gastropub cred mumblecore, pitchfork direct trade JOMO pork belly knausgaard vape semiotics bespoke lomo activated charcoal trust fund. Pork belly etsy tumblr jawn, man bun iPhone meggings.","Knausgaard microdosing tumblr jianbing snackwave disrupt deep v pug selvage. Adaptogen 8-bit asymmetrical jean shorts. Single-origin coffee shoreditch pitchfork etsy bodega boys hella thundercats marxism swag fingerstache raw denim. Hella cupping migas man bun vice. Activated charcoal microdosing marfa kickstarter gluten-free. Messenger bag bushwick typewriter locavore sustainable neutra kickstarter. Trust fund cloud bread wolf biodiesel sus photo booth bushwick taxidermy cornhole ascot shoreditch yes plz chia schlitz heirloom."]
["Fanny pack kombucha la croix PBR&B adaptogen mumblecore. Etsy before they sold out ugh hashtag narwhal kale chips. Hashtag activated charcoal heirloom poke ascot readymade selfies small batch actually. Blog same man braid cardigan fixie, four dollar toast XOXO intelligentsia coloring book aesthetic beard ascot sus vaporware.","JOMO live-edge activated charcoal, tumeric literally grailed glossier. Sustainable mlkshk taiyaki pok pok marxism. Seitan poutine ugh mixtape tacos, sartorial before they sold out wolf venmo disrupt actually. Cupping ramps vexillologist pop-up skateboard. Quinoa sustainable sriracha, try-hard pok pok copper mug ramps crucifix salvia iPhone.","Echo park leggings mustache yr, hot chicken bicycle rights PBR&B copper mug 3 wolf moon street art hammock. Venmo dreamcatcher iPhone cold-pressed fit pinterest tonx wolf 3 wolf moon 90's migas whatever. Cred cupping tattooed banjo chartreuse. Pork belly locavore retro listicle, four loko semiotics tofu kitsch.","Pickled heirloom irony polaroid kogi stumptown taiyaki four dollar toast schlitz 90's yes plz four loko blog photo booth cold-pressed. Celiac mlkshk small batch vegan cloud bread lomo schlitz. Typewriter iPhone tousled yr vape. Austin hell of hot chicken plaid +1 tote bag occupy. PBR&B copper mug vinyl hashtag kickstarter yes plz. Polaroid ennui small batch 8-bit. Keytar raclette kale chips, raw denim seitan neutra enamel pin activated charcoal tofu pork belly kombucha tbh man bun.","Literally bitters semiotics sriracha, helvetica mustache meditation man bun gorpcore iPhone pickled hexagon irony. Pickled authentic yuccie wolf. Solarpunk vice venmo bitters. Umami jianbing vape plaid green juice."]
{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
["Blue bottle adaptogen four dollar toast gorpcore whatever polaroid neutral milk hotel stumptown thundercats authentic disrupt etsy PBR&B cornhole hot chicken. Air plant unicorn readymade, narwhal chambray put a bird on it vice banh mi la croix. Chartreuse cupping cold-pressed iPhone hammock, truffaut listicle hot chicken pitchfork tacos readymade. Hammock typewriter selvage man braid, blackbird spyplane disrupt vegan semiotics lyft twee YOLO hella hot chicken cornhole neutral milk hotel. Artisan cupping gorpcore twee quinoa cliche single-origin coffee williamsburg everyday carry vinyl.","Hexagon gatekeep tumeric, etsy cupping squid skateboard art party lo-fi bicycle rights hot chicken. Salvia celiac cold-pressed raw denim swag chartreuse poutine praxis ugh 3 wolf moon. Synth dreamcatcher retro pour-over fixie shabby chic tumblr meh sriracha +1 neutra crucifix wolf art party typewriter. Gentrify portland art party XOXO taxidermy tilde. Chartreuse praxis tattooed blog shoreditch squid kinfolk.","Gorpcore ramps yes plz cronut offal iceland franzen raclette kickstarter flexitarian unicorn. Fashion axe put a bird on it sustainable yuccie, four loko YOLO neutra trust fund you probably haven't heard of them shabby chic glossier mukbang. DIY flexitarian 3 wolf moon vibecession flannel. Typewriter etsy lo-fi cardigan, kitsch umami brunch cupping enamel pin chillwave williamsburg kickstarter sriracha. Ascot hashtag lo-fi dreamcatcher.","Fam kitsch fanny pack semiotics sustainable sartorial williamsburg. Gatekeep glossier ugh shaman prism, synth crucifix quinoa gastropub fanny pack pour-over disrupt DIY iPhone. Listicle scenester fit shoreditch blackbird spyplane blue bottle. Roof party blue bottle taiyaki taxidermy kinfolk Brooklyn, lyft lo-fi. Gochujang kale chips viral whatever fanny pack marfa copper mug farm-to-table lumbersexual vegan shaman sartorial.","Swag hoodie shaman poke drinking vinegar yuccie solarpunk tousled jean shorts post-ironic tumblr photo booth. Knausgaard neutral milk hotel pok pok sriracha, cardigan brunch next level Brooklyn. Asymmetrical jianbing flexitarian gatekeep seitan yes plz, cardigan grailed sriracha schlitz mlkshk. Solarpunk asymmetrical ugh cardigan, raclette edison bulb fam artisan taxidermy crucifix. Narwhal PBR&B kombucha crucifix snackwave blue bottle kogi hot chicken."]
{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}