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{"type":"standard","title":"Bardhere District","displaytitle":"Bardhere District","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4860129","titles":{"canonical":"Bardhere_District","normalized":"Bardhere District","display":"Bardhere District"},"pageid":30025817,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Bardera_District.png/330px-Bardera_District.png","width":320,"height":420},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Bardera_District.png","width":441,"height":579},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256525060","tid":"aa9411ec-9f4a-11ef-8510-6ffb08fedd70","timestamp":"2024-11-10T10:00:51Z","description":"District in Gedo, Somalia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardhere_District","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardhere_District?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardhere_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bardhere_District"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardhere_District","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bardhere_District","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bardhere_District?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bardhere_District"}},"extract":"Bardhere District is a district in the southwestern Gedo region of Somalia. It was first made a political district in 1941. A decade and a half later, during the 1956 general elections, a Somali parliament was voted to be put into place by 1960, once independence would be achieved. All elected Gedo representatives were elected from the districts of Bardhere and Luuq.","extract_html":"
Bardhere District is a district in the southwestern Gedo region of Somalia. It was first made a political district in 1941. A decade and a half later, during the 1956 general elections, a Somali parliament was voted to be put into place by 1960, once independence would be achieved. All elected Gedo representatives were elected from the districts of Bardhere and Luuq.
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